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We've already mapped out Miami's best lingerie stores, but now we're diving into the fun part: unstrapping Miami's best adult stores, just in time for Valentine's Day. 50 Shades of Grey has us feeling some type of way, and we want to make sure you can stock up on your own latex stocking stuffers before a swarm of women in a sexual revolution can clear out all the rabbits, handcuffs, and pleasure balls in Miami.