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Non-Lame Bachelorette Party Ideas That Don't Involve Clubbing

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Anyone could tell you that the perfect bachelorette party in Miami involves sun, margaritas and whirlwind night at LIV. We don't disagree, but then again, this is Miami. We're like the Vegas of the East Coast, and so we'd like to keep our options open.

Maybe you've thrown in the towel on your club-trotting ways, or perhaps you're itching to add an out-of-the-box, surprise fête to your weekend. Whatever your vice, we've compiled a list of ten non-lame ideas for a bachelorette party, from day-time sailing adventures to a vitamin IV party. You know, for when you do end up nose-deep in a table of Belvedere somewhere, because every gal deserves to have one final night of debauchery as a Miss in Miami.


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1. Lips

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1421 East Oakland Park Boulevard
Oakland Park, FL 33334
(954) 567-0987
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Lips really knows how to treat you like a queen, partially because it's a drag queen bar. Bachelorette parties are their specialty, so much so that they'll even have their chef make you an erotic cake to celebrate your final days as a single gal. Be prepared for plenty of laughs, riveting Celine Dion performances and, of course, copious amounts of glitter. [Photo: Lips]

2. Terribly Girly

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164 NW 20th St
Miami, FL 33127
(786) 302-1576
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For a bachelorette party you'll really remember, book a pin-up party at Terribly Girly, a photo studio in Wynwood that specializes in classic and modern pin-up, boudoir and retro photo shoots. There are stylists at hand, which will help you with your entire look, from your pin curls to your peep-toed shoes, and there's even an option to take bridal boudoir shots! In addition to getting a glimpse of what you and your friends would look like circa 1954, you can also opt in for burlesque dancing lessons. Oh la la! [Photo: Facebook]

3. Vita Squad

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959 West Ave. Suite #16, Miami Beach
FL, 33139
(855) 464-8778
Rough night at Story? Call Vitasquad. The thought of injecting oneself voluntarily is a little strange, but legend has it that this mobile intravenous therapy company has the cure to the common hangover, and can just as easily amp up your immune system, curb anxiety and increase your libido. Best of all, they'll come to you wherever you are, so sit back in your cabana, order another round of mimosas and let the vitamins flow. [Photo: Facebook]

4. Sing Sing Karaoke - Miami Beach

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717 Washington Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 763-8410
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You can belt out your favorite 90s tunes in the privacy of Sing Sing's 17 private rooms, or you can venture out and perform for the crowd at the bar. They have an encyclopedia of songs, over 120,000 to be exact, in 14 different languages, from Hindi to Filipino. Who knows? Maybe Beyonce and Kelly Rowland will pop in again? Better crank up that Destiny's Child just in case. [Photo: Sing Sing Karaoke]

5. Miami Culinary Tours

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1000 5th St
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(855) 642-3663
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Forego the fancy dinner and opt for a neighborhood food tour instead. Miami Culinary Tours will set up tastings at some of Miami's most delicious restaurants around town, from South Beach to Little Havana. The company also offers private cooking demos, winery visits and culinary day trips to Key West. [Photo: Facebook]

6. HunkOMania Male Strip Club

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653 Washington Avenue
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(866) 872-4865
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The men in this Washington Avenue male revue claim to be the hottest guys in America, and once you see them rip their shirts off, bisceps gleaming in the limelight, rear-ends shaking it to the... ok we'll stop there, but you'll see why. Bachelorette parties are their specialty, so you could even "rent a hunk," and guys with names like Constantine and Valentino will show up at your doorstep, ready to strip on down. Of course, he only accepts cash. Singles, preferably. [Photo: Facebook]

7. Vixen Workout

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3183 SW 38th Ct
Miami, FL 33146
(305) 441-2348
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Pole dance parties are on the verge of being overdone. The Vixen Workout? It's at its peak! You can book an hour-long private party at one of the many studios they hold classes in, and they'll provide the cake and champagne. It's perfect for loosening up a group of girls before you get ready for a long night out, not to mention the perfect workout when you really want to have some fun. [Photo: Instagram]

8. sailing on Biscayne Bay⛵️

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(305) 323-0783
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Take advantage of the fact that we live on the coast and book a sailboat for you and your girls. This is perfect for a small, laid back bachelorette party, as they only allow up to six people on each boat. A four hour ride is roughly $600, and they'll take you along Miami's shoreline, stopping along the way so you can all take a dip in the ocean. They have a professional photographer on board, so you can relax, pop some champagne and just lay out with your girls. [Photo: Facebook]

9. Kayaking with Eco-Adventure Tours

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3401 Southwest 72nd Avenue
Miami, FL 33155
Have you a group of gals with an insatiable sense of adventure? Hop into a kayak and plow through Biscayne's gorgeous shores. You can choose from any of their adventures, from kayaking by moonlight on Key Biscayne to paddling along the backyards of Coral Gables' dreamy mansions. [Photo: Facebook]

10. Schnebly Redland's Winery & Brewery

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30205 SW 217th Ave
Homestead, FL 33030
(305) 242-1224
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Grapes? In Florida? Not quite, but we do have avocados! Schnebly is perfecting the art of making wines out of fruit, and you can book a private tour and VIP table to learn all about it, although we must admit, the learning stops about three glasses in. Expect to find wines made of lychee, mango or any other combination of tropical fruits, but we'd definitely recommend their Cat 3 blends. Schnebly is also the home of Miami Brewing Co., so you can opt for a brewery tour instead. [Photo: Facebook]

1. Lips

1421 East Oakland Park Boulevard, Oakland Park, FL 33334
Lips really knows how to treat you like a queen, partially because it's a drag queen bar. Bachelorette parties are their specialty, so much so that they'll even have their chef make you an erotic cake to celebrate your final days as a single gal. Be prepared for plenty of laughs, riveting Celine Dion performances and, of course, copious amounts of glitter. [Photo: Lips]
1421 East Oakland Park Boulevard
Oakland Park, FL 33334

2. Terribly Girly

164 NW 20th St, Miami, FL 33127
For a bachelorette party you'll really remember, book a pin-up party at Terribly Girly, a photo studio in Wynwood that specializes in classic and modern pin-up, boudoir and retro photo shoots. There are stylists at hand, which will help you with your entire look, from your pin curls to your peep-toed shoes, and there's even an option to take bridal boudoir shots! In addition to getting a glimpse of what you and your friends would look like circa 1954, you can also opt in for burlesque dancing lessons. Oh la la! [Photo: Facebook]
164 NW 20th St
Miami, FL 33127

3. Vita Squad

959 West Ave. Suite #16, Miami Beach, FL, 33139
Rough night at Story? Call Vitasquad. The thought of injecting oneself voluntarily is a little strange, but legend has it that this mobile intravenous therapy company has the cure to the common hangover, and can just as easily amp up your immune system, curb anxiety and increase your libido. Best of all, they'll come to you wherever you are, so sit back in your cabana, order another round of mimosas and let the vitamins flow. [Photo: Facebook]
959 West Ave. Suite #16, Miami Beach
FL, 33139

4. Sing Sing Karaoke - Miami Beach

717 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139
You can belt out your favorite 90s tunes in the privacy of Sing Sing's 17 private rooms, or you can venture out and perform for the crowd at the bar. They have an encyclopedia of songs, over 120,000 to be exact, in 14 different languages, from Hindi to Filipino. Who knows? Maybe Beyonce and Kelly Rowland will pop in again? Better crank up that Destiny's Child just in case. [Photo: Sing Sing Karaoke]
717 Washington Ave
Miami Beach, FL 33139

5. Miami Culinary Tours

1000 5th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139
Forego the fancy dinner and opt for a neighborhood food tour instead. Miami Culinary Tours will set up tastings at some of Miami's most delicious restaurants around town, from South Beach to Little Havana. The company also offers private cooking demos, winery visits and culinary day trips to Key West. [Photo: Facebook]
1000 5th St
Miami Beach, FL 33139

6. HunkOMania Male Strip Club

653 Washington Avenue, Miami Beach, FL 33139
The men in this Washington Avenue male revue claim to be the hottest guys in America, and once you see them rip their shirts off, bisceps gleaming in the limelight, rear-ends shaking it to the... ok we'll stop there, but you'll see why. Bachelorette parties are their specialty, so you could even "rent a hunk," and guys with names like Constantine and Valentino will show up at your doorstep, ready to strip on down. Of course, he only accepts cash. Singles, preferably. [Photo: Facebook]
653 Washington Avenue
Miami Beach, FL 33139

7. Vixen Workout

3183 SW 38th Ct, Miami, FL 33146
Pole dance parties are on the verge of being overdone. The Vixen Workout? It's at its peak! You can book an hour-long private party at one of the many studios they hold classes in, and they'll provide the cake and champagne. It's perfect for loosening up a group of girls before you get ready for a long night out, not to mention the perfect workout when you really want to have some fun. [Photo: Instagram]
3183 SW 38th Ct
Miami, FL 33146

8. sailing on Biscayne Bay⛵️

Key Biscayne, FL
Take advantage of the fact that we live on the coast and book a sailboat for you and your girls. This is perfect for a small, laid back bachelorette party, as they only allow up to six people on each boat. A four hour ride is roughly $600, and they'll take you along Miami's shoreline, stopping along the way so you can all take a dip in the ocean. They have a professional photographer on board, so you can relax, pop some champagne and just lay out with your girls. [Photo: Facebook]

9. Kayaking with Eco-Adventure Tours

3401 Southwest 72nd Avenue, Miami, FL 33155
Have you a group of gals with an insatiable sense of adventure? Hop into a kayak and plow through Biscayne's gorgeous shores. You can choose from any of their adventures, from kayaking by moonlight on Key Biscayne to paddling along the backyards of Coral Gables' dreamy mansions. [Photo: Facebook]
3401 Southwest 72nd Avenue
Miami, FL 33155

10. Schnebly Redland's Winery & Brewery

30205 SW 217th Ave, Homestead, FL 33030
Grapes? In Florida? Not quite, but we do have avocados! Schnebly is perfecting the art of making wines out of fruit, and you can book a private tour and VIP table to learn all about it, although we must admit, the learning stops about three glasses in. Expect to find wines made of lychee, mango or any other combination of tropical fruits, but we'd definitely recommend their Cat 3 blends. Schnebly is also the home of Miami Brewing Co., so you can opt for a brewery tour instead. [Photo: Facebook]
30205 SW 217th Ave
Homestead, FL 33030