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Anyone could tell you that the perfect bachelorette party in Miami involves sun, margaritas and whirlwind night at LIV. We don't disagree, but then again, this is Miami. We're like the Vegas of the East Coast, and so we'd like to keep our options open.

Maybe you've thrown in the towel on your club-trotting ways, or perhaps you're itching to add an out-of-the-box, surprise fête to your weekend. Whatever your vice, we've compiled a list of ten non-lame ideas for a bachelorette party, from day-time sailing adventures to a vitamin IV party. You know, for when you do end up nose-deep in a table of Belvedere somewhere, because every gal deserves to have one final night of debauchery as a Miss in Miami.