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- At 600 seats, this IKEA eatery is the largest of them all. Expect Spanish infused dishes in the future to cater to our local tastes.
- Chefs talking Swedish meatballs and such.
- The room setups are pretty impressive...
- ...like this super mod bedroom...
- ...or this sleek kitchen. Don't worry though, there's an entire fleet of employees who can help you out, and IKEA actually has a partnership with Whirlpool, so building a custom kitchen for less is a piece of pie.
- Then there's this little guy...
- The first 100 customers on Thursday will be receiving this armchair, which IKEA touts as one of their classics.
- The kid's section is the funnest of them all, with tons of plush toys, colors and little nooks to play in.
- Or these things.
- Talk about tiny furniture. IKEA would dominate in the dollhouse industry.
- Downstairs, the accessories section is massive.
- Not to mention the line of shopping carts that competes with the Great Wall of China.
- The cooking section is always prime for kitchen hacks.
- Where else can you find horse-shaped pans and moose cookie cutters year round? Only at IKEA.
- MASSIVE STRAWS.
- Bold graphics by the bathrooms. You've got to love Swedish design.
- Did you know you could cut your own textiles at IKEA? It's a crafter's paradise.
- IKEA Miami holds quite the paper goods section, arranged by color, of course.
- SO MUCH CUTENESS.
- See? Color arranged.
- The warehouse has five levels of goods, including electronic kiosks to help you out if you've forgotten something.
- Fun fact: IKEA stores don't hire outside contractors to put together their showroom. Their stores are put together entirely by their employees.
- Everything you eat upstairs you'll be able to find in the marketplace downstairs. The first 100 customers on Friday will receive a bag that they can fill to the brim with IKEA's canned goods, dairy products, frozen meals and apple cider.
- It even has lockers!
- IKEA is even good at making compact forests for the kids to play in.
- And we will end this slideshow with a massive clog. Enjoy.