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Sometimes we get one sister, sometimes we get two. This time around, we have over half of the Kardashian and Jenner sister clan in Miami, and they've been taking the city by storm. The quad landed in Miami to celebrate Dash's relocation onto Collins because, let's face it, Washington Avenue is SO drab. Since they landed on Tuesday, Kim and Khloe (or should we say, KiKi and KoKo) have been in sync, jumping from matching black ensembles to nude ones, Kim always in a dress, Khloe always wearing pants.
They even complimented each other on the day of Dash's opening, Kim wearing a matching chainmail top and skirt, Khloe in a simple black jumpsuit. Kourtney, on the other hand, went rogue with blue and white outfits and even a flamingo printed top. After the jump, we have the almost complete story of the Kardashian's first two days here (we're not really sure when they're leaving), including the pandemonium that was the Dash Store upon their visit.
Kim wanders Casa Casuarina in a classic black ensemble with a leather blazer, because it's freezing in Miami at this time of year...
She serendipitously stumbles upon the #NorthStar.
Meanwhile Khloe pops into the new Dash boutique to admire the lighting fixtures...
...and then heads back to the mansion for an architectural scavenger hunt.
The next day, Kim busts out of the mansion for a #MiamiMoment with Khloe and Jonathan Cheban.
This guy goes wild.
Meanwhile, Lord Disick becomes one with the Versace, Versace, Versace mansion.
But to no avail. Kourtney is so not impressed. We, however, are so impressed with her flamingo blouse.
When Kim returns, she gets ready for a dive in [insert dramatic pause] Kylie's bikini!
But Kylie's like, "whatever, long hair don't care" in her tie-dye tee.
Finally, the clan comes together for the unveiling of the new Dash boutique!
After a successful day in Miami, it's time for these ladies and a lord to get some shut-eye. Happy Dash day to all, and to all a good night.